this right here is the sum up of why I love Martha
Coming up with schemes with your best friend
Was this movie even real
yes and thank goodness it was
okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers
"what the fuck is a nickelback"
I greatly enjoy basking under my giant heat lamp.
people who can look good when their hair is wet cant be trusted
of course it’s the supernatural cast
look me straight in the eye and tell me kirk wasnt goin in for a smooch
Get a room, gentlemen.
does that grabbing motion
look familiar to anyone else?
kirk’s signature grab and kiss, perhaps?
in conclusion: kirk was going for a kiss. no question about it.
I have such a weakness for characters who use snark and humor to cover up the fact that they feel like huge fuck ups but they’re actually heroes with hearts of gold and smart as all hell
imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off
out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular
Let’s make this situation even better. Both of you are wearing TAP SHOES, and all of the floors are hardwood.
true life: people like my hair more than they like me
Books are magic.
the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”
fucking shit up with a wooden shoe
oh my god
well wooden shoe look at that
I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE