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this right here is the sum up of why I love Martha

frumpysassafras:

dontworryitsharmony:

sweetmickeymerch:

Coming up with schemes with your best friend

Was this movie even real

yes and thank goodness it was

frumpysassafras:

dontworryitsharmony:

sweetmickeymerch:

Coming up with schemes with your best friend

Was this movie even real

yes and thank goodness it was

bralpha:

okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers

"what the fuck is a nickelback"

askallthemasters:

I greatly enjoy basking under my giant heat lamp.

coffeeandcastiel:

cassammydean:

son-of-an-assbutt:

officialmyspace:

people who can look good when their hair is wet cant be trusted 

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of course it’s the supernatural cast

sherlockedtrekkie:

juniperhoot:

t-high-la420:

look me straight in the eye and tell me kirk wasnt goin in for a smooch

Get a room, gentlemen.

does that grabbing motion

look familiar to anyone else?

kirk’s signature grab and kiss, perhaps?

in conclusion: kirk was going for a kiss. no question about it.

sammywinchesterkp:

capsarmy:

freckledbuttchester:

I have such a weakness for characters who use snark and humor to cover up the fact that they feel like huge fuck ups but they’re actually heroes with hearts of gold and smart as all hell

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breelandwalker:

deja-f-you:

Favorite part.

Fannibals, you’re late.

lundayy:

saverockandroll:

u ever hear a drum beat that changes ur life

wellheyproductions:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular

Let’s make this situation even better. Both of you are wearing TAP SHOES, and all of the floors are hardwood.

koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me

slayerofevil:

Books are magic.

nerdismyhobby:

so-many-frequencies:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

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fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

oh my god

well wooden shoe look at that

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE